Hey. Hi. Hello!
This is a page dedicated to my dog.
His full name is Wolfgang Remington Millar. Thanks for the weird first name, Mom.
Anywho, we got him a bit after our previous pomeranian, Remington, passed away.
We were a bit worried that it was too soon, but the pup turned out to be a 2.0 of his late brother...in all the best ways.
Some of his best things include:
- astonishingly fluffy coat
- amazingly soft fur
Pomeranians have both fur and hair!
- abnoxiously cute face
- abounding energy...always
- adorably pointed paws (due to fur, not shape)
- amuzingly ridiculous methods of fetch
- aplenty dopplegangers
Funny I should mention his dopplegangers...
His top 5 lookalikes, in order from least to greatest, are...
- a bat
- a wolf
Hence the name, "Wolfgang," even though this is his second to least relevant doppleganger.
- a baby bear
- a fox
- a caterpillar
You have to see him sleeping... he looks like giant black fuzzy caterpillar in waiting.
He's also got a bunch of nicknames, mostly inspired from his attributes (both behaviors and dopplegangers):
A take on his Pomeranian-ness
The evolutionary nickname from the original "Wolfgang"
-Man Bear Pom
This just sounded fitting.
Due to his fabulous hair.
The evolutionary nickname from the original "Puppy"
By now you're probably dying to know...what does this little stud look like???
See that pile of fluff? Yeah, that's Palmer.
See that glisten? That's his softness...glistening in the air.
his cute faceness:
Energetic enough to think he can steal my Okapi stuffed animal!
This is just a caterpillar with a tail. Trust.
his paw pointedness:
his fetching ridiculousness:
Thanks for appreciating Man Bear Pom/Palmer/Poppy/Fabio/Wolfie/...